Confession

bretmikeholes:

I realized today that I’m sexually attracted to ports
computer holes

I like variety
the little ones
that hdmi-mini, on my droid
my droid makes me think of ports
which excites me.


I like different kinds of ports
when you get a really small one like a 1/8" audio
next to a big one
with a lot of bandwidth
like a SCSI.


I really like the fast ones
all that data rushing through
it feels strong like the THX noise
but its always there
pulsing.


I really like
when there’s a little cover
(they have them on old laptops)
you pull it down
and inside are always the
strangest ports
the ones they dont want you to think
about too much. I like pulling back
the cover
and sticking my fingers inside
the tip of my index finger fits
perfectly inside ethernet.


when I become a computer I’m going to get all sorts of ports
installed all in one place because that is where my ports are
some days I’ll cover them with a shirt
others I’ll spend all day
plugging in different cables
I can’t wait.